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Teacher to Bunty:
How old is your father? Bunty:As old as I am Teacher: How is that possible? Bunty: He became father only after I was born. [...]
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! [...]
Ek faqir maangne ke liye masjid ke baahar baitha raha … sab namaazi
aankh bacha kar chale gaye … usey kuch na mila … woh phir church gaya, phir mandir aur phir gurudware … lekin usko kissi ne kuch na diya … aakhir ek maikhane ke baahar aakar baith gaya … jo sharabi nikalta uske katorey mein kuch daal deta … uska katora noton se bhar gaya … faqir bola, “wah mere maula !! rahtey kahaan ho aur address kahaan ka dete ho [...] Laloo snt his BioData 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, Laloo jumped wid joy. He arranged a press conference- Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga. Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya [...]
Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Banta: 1 Frog. Santa: Theek hai hor das? Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi. Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai? [...]
Email id’s of cricketers
1.LAXMAN: 2.GANGULY: 3.KUMBLE: 4.SACHIN: 5.KAIF: 6.SEHWAG: 7.DRAVID: 8.PATHAN: 9. GREG CHAPPELL 10. Munaf Patel 11.Harbhajan Singh 12. Suresh Raina [...]
Career Song – The 8 stages
1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek 2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi 3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa 4. just joined: Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast….. 5. after some time: Ye kahaan aagaye hum?? 6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere 7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja… kabootar ja ja ja… 8. finally when you don’t get a better offer any longer: Jeena yehaan, [...]
Poems written by husband to wife
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack. [...]
What is B.E?
Movies Related to College Life Exam == Kalyug, [...] |
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